meme team

Call me Deeny (she/her)! I’m a honey-sweet, pansexual pearl living it up in the big, stinky city! This space is for friends within and beyond the binary. DM me and let’s chat! If you’re a TERF, hit the bricks.

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I think this just got a wod of mucus out of my sore throat thanks.

zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK


navnavprime:

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White Pikmin widdalwy hiddin the gwiddy

boibortion:

oof id be so pissed off if that wasnt the sound they used

endivinity:

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New year, new deathclaugust, continuing on at twenty three with Gemstone!
A very rare process of living mineralization, and one that has few seen specimens as most never make it to hatching due to their organs being petrified. Lucky survivors only have it affect scale growth.

aleatoryw:

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking “boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now”, and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

notification from Duolingo that reads "☀️🤗💕👋 Hi! It's Zari! I can't believe how high you..." with a profile picture of an animated teenage girl in a hijabALT

ostolero:

oddbagel:

Do true soft boys exist?

slugs. next question

isaywynaut:

jaubaius:

Luvly conversation. :) ….unmute

They sound like animal crossing villagers omg

telephone7:

1000-rat-corpses:

hey how about you mind your own fucking business Google Rewards

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